And if that page name doesn't hook you, nothing will.
I AM THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE
I SHALL BUILD A SHRINE TO MYSELF
AT THE NEXT BROTHEL I VISIT
I was thinking the same thing.
(via billieisnotagoat)
This probably has a latin name.
(via holliexd)
I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building…
AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know…
I hope Old Man Me is this awesome.
Ben may be a fat cunt but he’s my first bro for a reason. Had a good bonding session when I awoke him from slumber this morning at half 6 by jumping on him
we need a bunk bed
Pikachu’s Summer Vacation (1999)
VACATION’S WHERE I WANNA BE
BUDDY ON THE BEACH WHERE THE FUN IS FREE
WE DON’T NEED A HOLIDAY TO START TO CELEBRATE
I NEED A BREAK I NEED A VACATION
(via pokemongifs)
AWWW SHEEET
Which one was plan G again?
My friends know me so well.
I imagine this is what living with Whitehead would be like.
