May 2013
16 posts
Dowager Countess of Fandom and Stick Figures: I... →
flatbear:
I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building…
AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know…
I hope Old Man Me is this awesome.
insanitysatsuma:
Ben may be a fat cunt but he’s my first bro for a reason. Had a good bonding session when I awoke him from slumber this morning at half 6 by jumping on him
we need a bunk bed
insanitysatsuma asked: PLAN G HAS BEEN INITIATED! YOUR MOVE FAT BOY, YOUR MOVE...
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
THIS IS WHY HOLLIE
THIS IS WHY
insanitysatsuma:
I realized the other day that I’m the fucking moon moon of my friendship group
DAMNIT WHO THE HELL LET MOONMOON ON TUMBLR
April 2013
22 posts
1 tag
bitches can’t comprehend how much money i’d give for a marvel branded league of legends type game.
Panda's Dance To Soul Music: neskwikk:... →
insanitysatsuma:
neskwikk:
neskwikk:
insanitysatsuma:
neskwikk:
insanitysatsuma:
I like how one of my mates Ben forgets that if he mentions a holiday to me i will think of brilliant places to go that he never thought of and that i can convince him to go there MOZAMBIQUE ‘14
WE’RE GOING TO MOZAMBIQUE
It’s fine, he’ll miss the bus.
He may miss the first one but never the second
...
Panda's Dance To Soul Music: neskwikk:... →
neskwikk:
insanitysatsuma:
neskwikk:
insanitysatsuma:
I like how one of my mates Ben forgets that if he mentions a holiday to me i will think of brilliant places to go that he never thought of and that i can convince him to go there MOZAMBIQUE ‘14
WE’RE GOING TO MOZAMBIQUE
It’s fine, he’ll miss the bus.
insanitysatsuma:
neskwikk:
insanitysatsuma:
I like how one of my mates Ben forgets that if he mentions a holiday to me i will think of brilliant places to go that he never thought of and that i can convince him to go there MOZAMBIQUE ‘14
WE’RE GOING TO MOZAMBIQUE
you know you’re wanted in most african countries
THEY CANNOT PROVE I DID ANYTHING and if you are talking about Zimbabwe ‘07...
insanitysatsuma:
I like how one of my mates Ben forgets that if he mentions a holiday to me i will think of brilliant places to go that he never thought of and that i can convince him to go there MOZAMBIQUE ‘14
WE’RE GOING TO MOZAMBIQUE
you know you’re wanted in most african countries
insanitysatsuma asked: How'd you like being Ben Kenobi of the Beergonauts and Ruiner of First Boob?
March 2013
28 posts
aquus:
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
before you have...
Lies down to do pushups
Gets overexcited at a stray mini easter egg under the bed.
Buys tickets to Amsterdam.
Forgets to check if passport still valid.
Typical Whitehead
I mention to him we should go on holiday next year.
2 days later and we’re planning a roadtrip across Russia.
insanitysatsuma:
Next year Russia will think another comet has flown into the atmosphere because i plan to fly into moscow and I A BEAUTIFUL!
It will be GLORIOUS
RUSSIA ‘14
insanitysatsuma:
if you date me you can touch my butt whenever you want.
Been technically dating you since I met you then
You’ve been dating me too, you slut.
