March 2011
30 posts
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Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too,...
– Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
– Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
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Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat...
– Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett
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Books, Books and... Books.
Blimey, the tag feature on Tumblr is certainly working now.
From just 2 quotes from Terry Pratchett last night, tagged appropriately, I’ve had around 15 reblogs, 20 likes and 2 new followers. It’s been a good day for Ben on Tumblr.
I feel I have to keep this up now or I might disappoint my two new followers. The Terry Pratchett quotes were simply because I could not be arsed, and...
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Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and...
– Jingo, Terry Pratchett
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What had she ever earned? The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the...
– Carpe Jugulum, Terry Pratchett
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those...
– The Truth, Terry Pratchett
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The world is made up of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. This is a...
– The Truth, Terry Pratchett
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I Can Still See My Toes (For Now)
I’d like to see a before and after shot of me from before I started at McDonald’s and now. Just a belly shot. There was a point, about two years ago, when I had the beginnings of definition around the abs. It was flat. Now I seem to find myself sucking it in a lot to reassure myself that I can still see my toes.
It’s not my fault food is so tasty and exercise is so boring.
I...
I like rice. Rice is nice.
– Jacob Michael Holliday
Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred...
– The Last Continent, Terry Pratchett
Warning: Lighthearted Morbidity
Right now, sitting here, on my bed, in front of the computer screen, wearing boxers and a tee shirt, having not moved for closer to two hours, my chest feels like there’s an angry woodpecker inside attempting to escape through knocking away at my innards. I’m working on my analogies.
But seriously, something’s definitely up with me. You know that cliché saying “my heart...
It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down...
– Terry Pratchett - Men At Arms (via tomoxy)
Students, eh? Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you’re not allowed to hit...
– Terry Pratchett, Making Money
‘And what would humans be without love?’
Rare, said Death.
– Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
The End, Otherwise It's All Just Reruns Of Past... →
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I find it amusing how photography is considered an art form. Most other mediums art of involve some sort of actual creation, like painting, drawing, composing, sculpting, etc. Photography is just pointing at something that looks pretty and clicking. I can do that.
But Ben, there’s the...
This One Replies To My Argument! Score. →
thewallhaditcoming:
neskwikk:
thewallhaditcoming:
neskwikk:
I find it amusing how photography is considered an art form. Most other mediums art of involve some sort of actual creation, like painting, drawing, composing, sculpting, etc. Photography is just pointing at something that looks pretty and clicking. I can do that.
But Ben, there’s the lighting,…
I think you’re blurring the...
Another Person Debating On Tumblr - I Love It :D →
thewallhaditcoming:
neskwikk:
I find it amusing how photography is considered an art form. Most other mediums art of involve some sort of actual creation, like painting, drawing, composing, sculpting, etc. Photography is just pointing at something that looks pretty and clicking. I can do that.
But Ben, there’s the lighting,…
I think you’re blurring the distinction between teenagers who...
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Home Away From Home
I’m at Ryan’s, it’s approaching silly o’clock in the morning, and I feel like writing something on this here space. Unfortunately, as is generally the case nowadays, I am uninspired. Jake hasn’t said anything suitably amusing to stir aspirations of humorous blogging. Shame on him.
I have been prematurely forced to contemplate my own mortality today, or rather...
Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again....
– Terry Pratchett, Nightwatch
A chocolate you did not want to eat does not count as chocolate. This discovery...
– Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett
She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the...
– Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites.
And what would humans be without love?
Rare, said Death.
– Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
Reasons I'm "Naturally Lethargic"
I seem to have lost the will to write recently. I currently think this is because I lead such an uninteresting life that there is little to inspire me into literary creativity. Don’t get me wrong, I like life - I think it’s fairly stupid if you don’t, ‘cause you’re stuck with it - but it’s not exactly fighting crime, saving damsels in distress or even leaving...
A Post
So Darren has something to read. You probably won’t know what this is from or have any idea what’s going on, but this is one of the most epic scenes in any film, programme or cartoon ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the final scene of Code Geass season one.
Suzaku: turn and face me…very slowly, didn’t you hear me, zero, i said turn and face me, very slowly
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There is a vegetarian option - you can fuck off.
– Frankie Boyle, Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party
(UN)Exciting 101st Post
My 100th post was unfortunately spent on the other day on replying to an angry reader who disagreed with my views on photography. Which, in fact, is not an art. This also annoyed a very good friend of mine, I think, as she also left an angry reply, although not going so far as to reblog and poke fun at me. This little debate is the most fun I’ve had on Tumblr yet! I’m disappointed he...
Benvironmentally Friendly: Photography isn't an... →
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neskwikk:
I find it amusing how photography is considered an art form. Most other mediums art of involve some sort of actual creation, like painting, drawing, composing, sculpting, etc. Photography is just pointing at something that looks pretty and clicking. I can do that.
But Ben, there’s the lighting,…
I really hope you understand how moronic you sound. I...