April 2011
25 posts
et-la-bete asked: hello, you seem to like some of my posts and youre a fellow discworld lover so i thought there should be some sort of formal introduction.
:D
Apr 28th
“There’s only one way Jacob Holliday can fuck - and that’s up.”
– Benjamin Hallam and Joseph Lange
Apr 19th
One Of Those Silly Question Things. Why Not.
the person you last texted single? fuck knows, it’s been years. Do you get jealous easily? Within reason. What are you currently waiting for? Portal 2 to finish downloading. Would you get with a random person just to do it? Do what? In the euphemistic sense, probably not.  Honestly, did you really love the last person you said I love you to? I hope so :) How do you feel about...
Apr 19th
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First Night at Lord Mulfington's
Me, Sharman, Ryan, Mulford and Hollie (Lol where’s Jake?) spent two hundred pounds at Tesco today between us. One hundred pounds of that was on alcohol. Fifteen crates, to be exact. We barely got it in the car afterwards. We actually made two trips, but the second was just for bacon. Mmmm. We’ve spent the night drinking. Watching Glee. Wondering where Jake was. Not caring that much...
Apr 18th
“This is the best thing I’ve had in my boot since Sam Abell!”
– Me, in reference to the 100 pounds worth of alcohol in my boot.
Apr 18th
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“I’ll prove I’m not gay!”
– Jacob Michael Holliday
Apr 18th
just been reblogged
boothandle: happy :)
Apr 18th
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“If his body was a temple, it was one of those strange ones where people did odd...”
– The Truth, Terry Pratchett
Apr 17th
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“It’s a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that...”
– Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
Apr 14th
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“Maybe it’s not my weekend, but it’s gonna be my year.”
– All Time Low, Weightless. Heard this song on Kerrang yesterday, after remembering our new channel package downstairs has it and I’ve not watched it in years. This came on. Downloaded the album today. Quite like it. Not listened to ye olde pop rock for a while. Made a change from the Alkaline...
Apr 13th
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“Asking someone to repeat a phrase you’d not only heard very clearly but...”
– Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett
Apr 8th
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“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its...”
– Thief Of Time, Terry Pratchett
Apr 7th
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“It is always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country,...”
– Jingo, Terry Pratchett
Apr 6th
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“The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the...”
– Sourcery, Terry Pratchett
Apr 5th
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“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only...”
– The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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“Building a temple didn’t mean you believed in gods, it just meant you...”
– Making Money, Terry Pratchett
Apr 3rd
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“The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an...”
– Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Apr 2nd
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“Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
– Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
Apr 2nd
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Fat, Fascism and Fun Times.
I really am getting a nice little belly. When I say nice, I mean it in a “nice to see you’ve taken an interest in something, Ben, and it appears to be excess amounts of food” sort of way. And when I say little, I mean quite the opposite. If I arch my back too much, I start folding. I’m like a fucking pamphlet around the waist.  There’s so much I could do to stop this...
Apr 2nd
et-la-bete asked: http://dirgeforajoker.tumblr.com/story

you said you wanted linked, but im new to tumblr and im not sure how everything works :'(

the confusion almost caused my toes to rearrange themselves, which would of course, make my life so much more awkward. ive never been a fan of pointed toes. thats a lie, elves <3.


i assure you that its not my...
Apr 1st
but-tonightwedance asked: Hold on, so you like Terry Pratchett and play drums.
I thought I was the only one with that combination.
Awesome!
Apr 1st
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“What sort of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of...”
– Going Postal, Terry Pratchett
Apr 1st
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“Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about,’ said the voice of...”
– The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Terry Pratchett
Apr 1st
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Unusually Long Post For Those That Care
My my. I’m getting so many reblogs from just copying and pasting interesting quotes from a quote database that I’m going to have to turn off the email notifications, as it is seriously sparking off my inbox OCD. Emails must be read or deleted. Inbox must be empty. Or at least neat and kept at bare minimum necessary messages. After last night, I want to go out more to pubs and...
Apr 1st
March 2011
30 posts
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“Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
– Moving Pictures, Terry Pratchett
Mar 31st
23 notes
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“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather...”
– Faust Eric, Terry Pratchett
Mar 31st
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