May 2011
28 posts
Post This or Tidy Room? Yikes, Tough.
Excited: X-men First Class tomorrow.
Not so excited: I have to be up by around 10 to get to the 11:30 showing ‘cause I’ve got work in the evening. All evening. That I offered to do as extra from my scheduled hours. I’m so damned nice.
I was woken up this morning by my mother, who informed me she had received a text from Hollie’s mother inquiring about the bagel cutter...
I'm Too Bulky and Loud For These Kind Of Escapades...
Creeping downstairs in the dead of night to attain some crispy snacks for the munching earlier reminded me of when I was a youngster and I had these some quote Nightvision Goggles unquote. Essentially, they were bulky ski goggles with torches strapped to the sides. Boy, were they cool.
Super Spy Agent Benjamin would sneak past the deathly creaky floorboard traps sprung outside the evil...
Bunce Upon A Time
Bunce: Stop flirting!
Me: I'm sorry Sam, you're just so sexy!
Bunce: I get it from my mum.
Sick and/or wrong? Love this guy.
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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...”
– Truckers, Terry Pratchett
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“I mean, I wouldn’t pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I’m...”
– Terry Pratchett
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
Ricky Cisco: Rebloggable Guide to Essential Blow... →
rickycisco:
Use lots of spit. Woman didn’t evolve saliva glands just to consume dry food.
Learn how to deep throat. I understand it’s easy to feel self-conscious about how you look when gagging on a penis, but the effort is actually quite attractive.
Don’t hide your face with your hair. Ugly or…
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Fleetwood Big Mac.
I would like to write something here before I make an attempt at getting a surprisingly early night whilst listening to Fleetwood Mac.
Yes, yes, haters, I was watching Glee. That is the main reason I downloaded it. But I was already a partial fan, in that I’d heard the famous songs and liked them.
The other reason I downloaded it is that when I was pretty young and most of my belongings...
I Forgot To Have Dinner.
This is not normal for me.
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"It's Wednesday, Wednesday, Gotta Get Down On...
I’ve decided I may perform at Ryan’s birthday with my band just using some glass bottles and cups. It’s amazing how good it sounds when you play My Doorbell by the White Stripes just using glass instruments. I’m considering becoming a professional glassware player.
I’ve decided against writing another blog slating Jake. Poor kid needs a break, and I need to start...
The Black Guy In Spawn Actually Said DAYM!
I watched Spawn earlier.
It wasn’t that great.
Watchable, but not overly entertaining. I like his face.
Enough said on that topic.
I managed to drag my sorry ass into school (barely) on time this morning, even rushing slightly by driving up there because I thought I had to meet my mentee to, you know, advise him in life, teach him to be awesome, et cetera. It turned out it was actually a...
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HEY, Monday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HngFDBlpclc
This guy helps me through the week.
I’m going to attempt some sleep after writing this. Although, what with the highly sugary drink in the pint glass on the window half consumed, it could be a struggle. There wasn’t enough apple juice left to justify a pint glass so I used the last of the blackcurrant too, but there was barely any left of...
highriseskies asked: What's your favourite Youtuber, aside from Tabby?
Raise Your Glass If You Are Wrong, In All The...
That would have been the title of my really long post I just wrote, but Tumblr screwed up and deleted it. And now I’m annoyed and really can’t be arsed to write it again.
Like when the battery runs out of the gameboy when I’m playing pokémon and I have to train up my poor Pokémon the same five levels again. Or when I die in some games and there’s no save feature.
God damn...
et-la-bete asked: a few facts about yourself? :)
JacobsBubble: I just don't get it. →
jakesbubble:
Most of my posts, I have included something at the end regarding myself, personally. In an effort to make people understand more about ‘me’; so today, I have decided to flip the tables. I will share something about myself first, then go on to talk about the many happenings that I go around daily.
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“The freedom to succeed goes hand in hand with the freedom to fail.”
– Lord Vetinari, Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
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“They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a...”
– Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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“You know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests.”
– Francis, Left 4 Dead
et-la-bete asked: Unfortunately it was a copy and paste, but I know others by heart! I apologise if you were dreading a poetry answer :P
et-la-bete asked: so why neskwikk?
et-la-bete asked: 12% Woooo! you've made my insomnia that little bit brighter
I wonder if I'm anyones tumblr crush..
dirgeforajoker:
probably not..
question answered?
It's a sad day when...
…the layer of fatty scum on the bottom of the sink thanks to the sausages ISN’T the most disgusting thing all day.
Ah, the wonders of working at McDonald’s.
One o’clock this morning I was elbow deep in dirty water scrubbing stuff down. Two o’clock I was mopping the thick layer of mud and grease off the floor. Three o’clock, I’d just arrived home and...
et-la-bete asked: Lmao at your reply on my page :P
