August 2011
18 posts
Musings
Looking forward to my last day of work tomorrow?
Not especially. But it has to be done.
I’ve met many great people in my year and a half at Ronald’s place, but that is possibly is the only benefit this job has given unto me.
It has stuffed me with weekly amounts of fast food and fuelled my car so that I became lazier and lazier.
Alas, from now on, my car shall be out of service,...
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“He could lie with eyes as honest and tranquil as those of an angel. And if he...”
– Description of Sergeant Jackrum from Terry Pratchett’s Monstrous Regiment
It saddens me that I have 7 people watching my copy of Lego Rock Band on ebay, but not one on Fable.
Granted, I didn’t really like Fable, but the only good thing about Lego Rock Band was the songs. And the Lego. And the creativity. And the humour. And…
Well, granted, Lego Rock Band was pretty good. But I swear Fable was a big thing when it came out.
Obviously not any more.
I...
"Fuck it. Tomorrow."
Phrase of the day.
After waking up at 9 to grab a nice, healthy McDonald’s breakfast (of which I had two, purely because I don’t get double sausage and egg mcmuffin meals cheaper with my discount card), me, Matt and Jake arrived at Burleigh to collect Jake’s GCSE result
Yes, that’s right, result.
No ‘s’. No plural.
The English GCSE he’s been studying...
“No. There is no more time, even for cake. For you, the cake is over. You have...”
– Death, Discworld. (via oreohaire)
"Back in a minute" has never been so literal as...
It’s nice that I’m making the effort, but it still is rather pathetic, I’m sure you agree.
The course seems to have been determined - down the street, across the bridge, past Morrisons, back across the other bridge, a lap of the field, then return home in whichever direction is most direct.
All in all, it takes about 10 to 15 minutes, depending on how much I have to walk. Which...
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I'm halfway through part 2 of the Spongebob &...
If anyone cares.
Part 1?
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The Imaginings of Benjamin Hallam: A Boo-tiful... →
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“So let me get this straight, kid…”
A pause. A sniff of the air. Proceed.
“You live in a passionfruit-”
“-pineapple-”
“-a pineapple, whatever, at the bottom of the ocean…”
“Yup.”
Pause. Sniff. Proceed.
“And your next door neighbour’s an octopus…”
“Squidward’s a squid,…
SHUT UP CRIME
And follow this god damn blog.
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The Imaginings of Benjamin Hallam: A Boo-tiful... →
bensnare:
“So let me get this straight, kid…”
A pause. A sniff of the air. Proceed.
“You live in a passionfruit-”
“-pineapple-”
“-a pineapple, whatever, at the bottom of the ocean…”
“Yup.”
Pause. Sniff. Proceed.
“And your next door neighbour’s an octopus…”
“Squidward’s a squid,…
Ticked Off The List
The list of things I wanted to achieve this summer. One of which is write something. Which I started. Earlier. On a small bridge over a stream. Next to a field. In the baking heat.
Check out the first bit.
http://bensnare.tumblr.com/post/8387015268/a-boo-tiful-day-part-1
I’ll finish it in the next few days. It gets more exciting, I swear.
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